Healthy Insanity

teehee, thanks Tina!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 
1.
At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked
Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing
Cars. 
See If They Slow Down. 
2. 
Page Yourself Over The
Intercom. 
Don’t Disguise Your Voice
3. 
Every Time Someone Asks You To Do
Something, 
ask If They Want Fries with
that. 

4. 
Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3
Weeks 
. Once
Everyone has Gotten Over Their 
Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5.. 
In the Memo Field Of All Your
Checks, Write 
‘ For Marijuana.
6.
 Skip down the
hall 
Rather Than Walk and see how many
looks you get. 

7. 
Order a Diet Water whenever you go
out to eat, 
with a serious face. 
8. 
Specify That Your Drive-through
Order Is 
‘To Go’. 
9. 
Sing
Along At The Opera.
 
10.
 Five Days In
Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because
You 
have a headache. 
11. 
When The Money Comes Out of The ATM,
Scream 
‘I Won! I Won!’ 
12. 
When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running
towards the 
Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your
Lives! They’re Loose!’ 

13
Tell Your
Children Over Dinner, 
‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go.’ 

And The Final Way To Keep A
Healthy Level Of Insanity 

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT
THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM

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1 Comment (+add yours?)

  1. Glenys
    Feb 05, 2010 @ 03:05:17

    in a funny way I think I have done some of these things or know people who have …for example, working in fast food I occasionally take orders from drive thru and on the odd occasion I have heard my voice in my head say " is that to dine in or take away?" I never get that far although I think on one occasion I did say it …I also know of a woman who was in her late 60s go into a chemist and ask for a pack of condoms and a packet of panadol because she "had a fucking headache"and finally, I don’t know of diet water but can someone please explain to me what organic water is? Some local business was selling organic water and I wonder what makes water organic compared to other water?

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