New favourite website….

I have a new favourite website called Dear blank, please blank.com , it’s pretty hysterical, here’s a little sample:

Dear Kids on my Street (And their ignorant parents),
Please get out of the street. Don’t stare at me and expect me to
drive around your basketball game to get home. The road is for cars.
Next time, you’ll be under mine.

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Dear Alejandro,
Please don’t call my name.
Sincerely, Lady GaGa.

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Dear Lady Gaga,
Please stop calling my name too then.

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Dear cookies,
OM NOM NOM NOM.

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